The other day at work

The other day at work, I was walking about and a woman runs up to me with a hamster, here's more or less how it went.

Customer: OMG I need help! My hamster has tumors!
Keia What what?
Customer: She has tumors by her rectum!
Keia ... uuh ma'am those aren't tumors.
Customer: What are you saying? I'm a pediatrician! I know tumors when I see them.
Keia Ma'am, those... those are his testes.
Customer: What? I don't understand.
Keia They're... his testicles, his BALLS. It's a boy hamster.
Customer: .... Oh.
Keia Yea XD
Customer: I didn't tell you my name did I?
Keia XD no.
Customer: *leaves abruptly*